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I have no idea. I've been on livejournal since 2001 and my entries from my first journal were deleted a loooong time ago. However, I was 15 at the time so it's a safe bet that the title was a good charlotte lyric and the entry was about how much I hated my parents.

Way to be a hypocrite, Dove. You know how they have all their “real beauty” ads and they pride themselves on showing what REAL women look like? I guess they forgot to mention that they also own Fair and Lovely which is a product designed to bleach a person’s skin. Check out this Indian ad showing how good things come to those willing to bleach their skin. Sorry darkies, no white men or private planes for you

Pink elephants on parade! They are in Dumbo.

Might I also add that Dumbo is one of the most depressing movie ever.

saddest ending ever.

What?

This is not a joke btw. This is a real group with actual fans.

Please take note:

The random cars in the background

The nonsensical screaming

Mini-hoochie mamas in training attempting to “get freaky now”

The choking

One of our professors was on Oprah and now UNLV won't.shut.up. about it.

UNLV, you know who else was on Oprah? A dog that walked on it's hind legs. Get over yourself.

Funniest book I've read all year.

My boss is telling everyone about her toenail fungus and how she has to put special cream on it and dig the fungus out sometimes. VOMIT.

I swear here and now, when I am older I will NOT be that person who talks about their ailments.

UCK.